Aiden Dwyer, a Queens construction worker, doesn't know a salad fork from a dessert fork, unlike his best friend from college, Sebastian Parker, a privileged son from a blue-blooded Manhattan family who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.
Seb's always got Aiden's back. The same can't be said for Seb's little sister, Bea, who finds pleasure in mocking Aiden for his lack of social standing.

A permanent fixture in New York City gossip columns, Beatrice (Bea) Parker is known as "The Park Avenue Princess." But nobody knows that the pillar of young Manhattan society has an alter-ego on an online dating site for "discreet singles."

Lying dormant under all of their jokes and teasing is Aiden and Bea's unrequited desire for each other. When he discovers Bea's greatest secret, Aiden risks his friendship with Sebastian to fulfill her fantasies and make his hunger for her a reality.

Warning: This epistolary novel contains flirtatious banter, double entendres, interfering parents, a heroine who leads a secret life, and a hero who could have everything he ever wanted if he plays his cards right.