Hilariously imagined text conversations-the passive aggressive, the clever, and the strange-from classic and modern literary figures, from Scarlett O'Hara to Jessica WakefieldDaniel M. Lavery, the co-creator of the cult-favorite website The Toast, presents this whimsical collection of hysterical text conversations from your favorite literary characters. Everyone knows that if Scarlett O'Hara had an unlimited text-and-data plan, she'd constantly try to tempt Ashley away from Melanie with suggestive messages. If Mr. Rochester could text Jane Eyre, his ardent missives would obviously be in all-caps. And Daisy Buchanan would not only text while driving, she'd text you to pick her up after she totaled her car. Based on the popular web-feature, Texts from Jane Eyre is a witty, irreverent mashup that brings the characters from your favorite books into the twenty-first century.

Part IMedea 3Gilgamesh 6Achilles 8Dido 11Plato 12Circe 14Medea, Part II 17King Midas 19The Wife of Bath 20William Blake 21King Lear 25John Donne 30Hamlet 32Don Quixote 34Hamlet, Part II 36René Descartes 37William Wordsworth 39Hamlet, Part III 41Samuel Taylor Coleridge 43Hamlet, Part IV 45Part IIJane Eyre 49 Sherlock Holmes 52Emily Dickinson 55Oliver Twist 60Lord Byron 62John Keats 66Emma 69Pride and Prejudice 72Moby-Dick 78Great Expectations 85 Gone with the Wind 89Edgar Allan Poe 94Treasure Island 101Gone with the Wind, Part II 105Part III"The Yellow Wallpaper" 109Wuthering Heights 114 Little Women 120Hamlet, Part V 129Henry David Thoreau 130Daisy Miller 134The Island of Dr. Moreau 136Daisy Miller, Part II 137Les Misérables 139A Tale of Two Cities 145Rudyard Kipling 146Daisy Miller, Part III 147Daisy Miller, Part IV 148The Sun Also Rises 149Agatha Christie 152The Great Gatsby 153Daisy Miller, Part V 155J. Alfred Prufrock 156Virginia Woolf 161William Faulkner 162Daisy Miller, Part VI 165Peter Pan 167The Great Gatsby, Part II 171Part IVSweet Valley High 175The Outsiders 179The American Girl Series 183The Baby-Sitters Club 188Nancy Drew 192Atlas Shrugged 196Fight Club 200The Lorax 205Rebecca 209Cormac McCarthy 213The Hunger Games 216 William Carlos Williams 219Harry Potter 222 The Little Prince 225