"Kimberly Ford is a gift to every woman who accidentally left her sex life in the maternity ward. Hump is brainy and earthy and downright inspiring."-Kelly Corrigan, author of The Middle PlaceCheerfully honest, sometimes startling-and just a bit dirty-HUMP is a smart, subversive look behind real-life parental bedroom doorsHump puts the lie to the conventional wisdom that once your children are born, your sex life dies. Hump is the chronicle of how a wide variety of couples have reclaimed their former, more sexy selves even amid the chaos of households teeming with young children. Hump is organized into thought-providing sections, including chapters such as:--"Back in the Saddle" (first-time-after-childbirth sex)--"I touch myself" (self-ahem-explanatory)--"Snip!" (vasectomies)--"Snap!" (what happens when the condom breaks)By turns poetic and informative, Hump will inspire women to reclaim their bodies for themselves and their husbands, and to make sex a priority in their own lives no matter how many scuffed sneakers they have to kick out of the way to make it to bed.